The Top Ten Lessons We Can Learn From The Guy Who Got A DWI For Driving A Motorized La-Z-Boy Drunk
The Top Ten Lessons We Can Learn From The Guy Who Got A DWI For Driving A Motorized La-Z-Boy Drunk
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Friends don't let friends recline drunk.
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15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance. Or homeowners insurance. Whichever…
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You know who suffers the most from drunk motorized La-Z-Boy driving? The children. And slow-moving pets. And possibly house plants.
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If you are going to drive a motorized La-Z-Boy, be sure to regularly rotate your casters for even wear.
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How do you measure the performance of a motorized La-Z-Boy? By how fast it can go from 0 to 60 cable channels.
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The guy offering you a ride home? If all he can talk about is his cool footrest, call a cab.
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As passive restraint systems go, a bag of corn chips and a Mountain Dew leave much to be desired.
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Why motorize a La-Z-Boy? Because motorizing a Barcalounger would be stupid.
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Chances are, this was Balloon-Boy dad's “Plan B.”
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It doesn’t matter who gets to the stop sign first, a La-Z-Boy never has the right of way.
[source: Planet Moron ]
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