THE TOP TEN Messages Left on Jerry Jones' Voicemail
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1
DISAGREE?

“Satan here. Jerry, it’s time to pay up.”

 
 
 
 

2
DISAGREE?

“Dad, it’s Stephen. Mom’s got a great Laz-e-Boy picked out for you, and I’ve heard the Metroplex has some real nice golf courses. I got it from here.”

 
 
 
 

3
DISAGREE?

“I’ve told you a thousand times Jerry, I’m 43 years old. No means no. This is Troy, by the way.”

 
 
 
 

4
DISAGREE?

“It’s Wade again. Why was my headset re-labeled ‘Jones?’”

 
 
 
 

5
DISAGREE?

“Jerry, it’s Dr. Weston. I forgot to mention to keep your face away from heat. There’s a chance it could melt.”

 
 
 
 

6
DISAGREE?

“This is Jimmy. How’s that search for the 500 coaches going?”

 
 
 
 

7
DISAGREE?

“Yo Jer, it’s TO. I’m freezing my ass off up here - any chance we can work this out?”

 
 
 
 

8
DISAGREE?

“Jason Witten here. Can Tony and I get a hotel room with a larger dry erase board?”

 
 
 
 

9
DISAGREE?

“Hey Jerry, it’s Tony - can we get Jessica a tryout for the O-line?”

 
 
 
 

10
DISAGREE?

“Jerry, this is Wade. Thanks for the plays, but usually we don’t line up 10 eligible receivers like that.”

 
 
 
 





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