THE TOP TEN Secrets for a happy marriage
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We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York.

 
 
 
 

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

 
 
 
 

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

 
 
 
 

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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

 
 
 
 

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She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

 
 
 
 

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

 
 
 
 

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My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."

 
 
 
 

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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

 
 
 
 

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

 
 
 
 

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

 
 
 
 





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