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Created 05/19/09
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Author: mychal



If you sit down at a restaurant five minutes before closing, understand that no one appreciates that you came.

 
 
 
 

If you are going to bring a hooker to dinner, at least don’t let her order whatever she wants

 
 
 
 

Not everyone under twenty years old will make it as a rapper

 
 
 
 

Happy hour is a lie. If you are drunk at 4:00, how happy are you really?

 
 
 
 

Oddly enough, most people’s favorite food end up being whatever their friend ordered

 
 
 
 

Jr. Executives have not earned the rights to be pricks yet

 
 
 
 

Black people love White Zinfandel.

 
 
 
 

Fat Women should not wear tight clothing

 
 
 
 

Dog people and cat people are both right

 
 
 
 

Strangers do not want to know about your surgery

 
 
 
 





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