10. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booyah”.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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10. Chuck Norris
9. Pauley Shore
8. Shaq
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10. You can say, ‘Can I use your bathroom?’ and nobody cares. But if you ask, ‘Can I use the plop-plop machine?’ it always breaks the conversation.
9. So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.
8. There’s a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you’re looking in a window. I’ll give you a hint: one of ‘em is super illegal.
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10. Mel Gibson
9. Gene Hackman
8. Morgan Freeman
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10. Danny Huston
9. Jeffrey Wright
8. Bill Paxton
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10. Working Girl
9. Lost In Translation
8. Bridget Jones Diary
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10. Martika Ibarra
9. Paula Larocca
8. Tiffany Toth
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10. Lisa Marie Presley
9. Anna Nicole Smith
8. Keely Shaye Smith
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10. Ernest Gary Gygax - The inventor of Dungeons & Dragons died in March of an abdominal aortic aneurysm. I’ve never played D&D, but I can recognize its importance in nerd culture. I’ll always remember him for his cameo on Futurama when he greets Fry with, “Greetings it’s a… [rolls dice] …pleasure to meet you.” So hilarious. Anyway, he had a few heart attacks and then that thing killed him. I don’t know what it is, but it sounds painful. Another famous American gamer, Bobby Fischer, also died this year (January 17th), of kidney failure. I imagine that’s also a horrible way to die. The reminder that Fischer died this year turned my thoughts to the night I got drunk with that kid who was the inspiration for Searching For Bobby Fischer. Oh, and by “got drunk with that kid” I mean we were at the same birthday party, and I got really trashed and introduced myself to him before I turned into the asshole at the party no one wanted to talk to.
9. Wayne “Frosty Freeze” Frost - Also known as Freeze To Please, he was an old school hip hop bboy and member of The Rock Steady Crew. He was stricken with an “undisclosed illness” (can you say, AIDS!), went on life support in 2007, and died a year later on April 3rd. Frosty died and left behind a slew of questions, the most important of which is, “died he die from drug AIDS or gay AIDS?”
8. Charlie Booth - An Australian athlete who lived to 104 years of age, and is credited with inventing the starting block. Considering how often starting blocks are referenced metaphorically by people who are trying to get their life on track, pun intended! Anyway, he died of something or other. Probably old age. I don’t think it’s really possible to live to be 104 years old. I think once you hit 60 your brain is automatically shut down by forces deep inside the heart of the shadow government. This causes all old people to just start making numbers up as they go along. Yeah, 104? Some day I’m gonna be two-hundred-eleventy years old.
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10. Danny Trejo
9. Ron Perlman
8. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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