10. accept jesus christ as your savior and die of old age with a wife and three kids and 10 grandchildren who all love you dearly
9. Shot in the head right after the climax of the most amazing sex you've ever had with the most attractive person you could ever imagine
8. Robot shoots laser beams out of its eyes, melting your face
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10. pornographic cheese butler (technically 3 words, but still...)
9. monktastic (a favorable term for monks)
8. irregardless (no, really - not a word)
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10. Wealth.
9. Condoms
8. Flowing long hair and an unbuttoned shirt.
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10. It is addicting! Once you start and figure out how to get the most out of Twitter, you’ll be hooked and will be constantly craving more information, more interaction and more opportunities to help.
9. If you have a question, there is ALWAYS someone there to help. Usually more than one person - it is a friendly community of people who all share similar ideals and passions.
8. It is a great way to share links, eco-friendly products and resources. The more information that people have easy access to, the more likely they are to make educated and proper lifestyle choices. There is no longer a reason to say one didn’t know better.
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10. Super Mario Bros. 2
9. Duck Hunt
8. Baseball Stars
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10. Rubbernecking is NOT a beautiful thing. Slowing down when you see an ethnic person (be they African American, Hispanic, Asian or otherwise) sitting on the curb while a police officer sifts his way through their entire automobile IS a beautiful thing.
9. Scoring the winning touchdown, sinking the winning basket, they can be kind of cool. Me, I'd rather be the guy who checks into the game late, maybe as a replacement, and does something so asinine that it goes down in local sports history. To read more about this, check out the Top Ten Evan LeVine Sports Moments. Hearing the rumor that there was still a Four Squares "move" called "The McGoff" at Burnett Hill Elementary School... It blew my mind. Sure, it was an illegal move, but now McGoff has been immortalized in local sporting lore. Because game-winning scenarios--if not in championship games-- fade, being known as the kid who streaked across the court naked slathered in red paint is definitely a beautiful thing.
8. If you feel the urge to urinate while driving, and you take the very next exit only to end up driving for two hours without passing a stop, it might seem like a wasted day. But when you have absolutely no commitments and nothing to do, and you find this little gas station with fresh brewed coffee, nachos with hot spicy cheese, and a clean bathroom, you my friend have stumbled onto one of the most pleasantly surprising, hidden gems of a beautiful thing.
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10. That you are back from Wal*Mart.
9. That you are now following me and 20,000 of your closest friends. (Unless you are @kickbuttcoffee: "We triple filter our water then Chuck Norris grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."
8. That you cleaned your barn with a leaf blower.
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10. speech
9. bear
8. guarantee
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10. A handjob.
9. A back rub.
8. Giving flowers
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10. I hate Artie Moreno.
9. Thundersticks suck.
8. Angels fans are stupid.
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