10. Our beer is better then american beer -- thats the most truthful one so far
9. We all love hockey -- ok that one is true
8. We Say "zed" instead of "zee" -- well at least some do but i dont do that
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10. accept jesus christ as your savior and die of old age with a wife and three kids and 10 grandchildren who all love you dearly
9. Shot in the head right after the climax of the most amazing sex you've ever had with the most attractive person you could ever imagine
8. Robot shoots laser beams out of its eyes, melting your face
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10. Missy Elliot
9. Fat Joe
8. Rosie O'Donnell
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10. Too Hot To Handle Female Firefighter Calendar
9. WSCFF Burn Foundation Firefighters Calendar
8. Essence of Fire Female Firefighters Calendar
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10. Snake
9. Hamster
8. Budgie
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10. Rahma Azhary
9. Luna Maya
8. Mell Gibson
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10. Mel Gibson
9. Gene Hackman
8. Morgan Freeman
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10. TigeWoods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
9. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
8. Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
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10. Eating At A Buffet - This goes for HomeTown Buffet, Sizzler, Ponderosa Steakhouse, or any of those other chain buffets that line highways across the nation. I can’t count how many Cici’s Pizzas and Ponderosa’s I’ve driven by in my many travels, and each time I see one I shake my head as I pass, because I know that inside that “restaurant” there is a gathering occurring, and it includes all the biggest losers in a ten or fifteen mile radius. Fat people. Sweatpants. Immigrants. Pediphiles. Social outcasts. They’re all well represented at your local chain buffet.
9. Shipping For Deals - If you’re the kind of person that look at an item in a store and then wonders if they can find it cheaper elsewhere, you are not alone. Many people have the same thought when given the opportunity to purchase something. Where normal people differ from sorry sacks of shit is the point at which a person decides to go home and search online or in a newspaper for coupons or leads that will enable them to save a few pennies. It’s fine for old people to do this because they have nothing left to live for, but if you’re under the age of 70 and you’ve ever found yourself putting something back on a shelf because you wanted to “investigate further,” you’re an awful, worthless human.
8. Signing Into MySpace - “Anyone who signs into MySpace anymore should be ashamed. If you’ve left a comment on another user’s profile within the past year, you should feel even worse. Bands included. Hell, bands especially!” - Stephan, I couldn’t have said it better myself. I signed in a few weeks ago to check a message from a record label overseas, but other than that I can’t think of any reason to use the social networking service anymore. Considering how many shitty bands there are on MySpace, you could go so far as to say “Signing your band up for a MySpace page” is its by itself concrete evidence of a miserable life.
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10. Chuck Norris
9. Pauley Shore
8. Shaq
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