10. Hoth
9. Vogsphere
8. Zion
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10. The Reef Girls
9. Marcella
8. Christina Aguilera
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10. Facebook profile has been quarantined by Centers for Disease Control
9. Every time you play Pass the Pigs your roll “Making Bacon”
8. Family doctor puts you on low-media diet without telling you why
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10. Kelly Kapowski from Saved By the Bell, especially when wearing very short shorts.
9. Carrot practice, again from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
8. Christy Brinkley getting naked (sort of) in the pool in National Lampoon's Vacation
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10. Stephen King (honorable mention)
9. Chuck Zito (honorable mention)
8. Billy Joel
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10. Very Bad Things - When Jeremy Piven's character slips and slams a hooker's head into a hook
9. L.A. Confidential - When Jack Vincennes gets shot by his dirty boss
8. Raiders of the Lost Ark - When Indy shoots the whip-wielding bad guy
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10. Hod Rod/Rodimus Prime
9. Razorclaw
8. Jazz
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10. Underworld
9. The Lost Boys
8. Twilight
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10. Rosie O'Donnell
9. Tila Tequila
8. Kim Kardashian
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10. Bluntman and Chronic - Kevin Smith writes my fantasy come true: stoners win the lottery and become superheroes! Sign me up! With no powers to speak of and a super agenda to save New Jersey, Bluntman and Chronic start my list off
9. The Spirit - Somewhere between pulp crime stories and superhero comics is The Spirit, fighting crime in a suit and mask. Will Eisner’s creative storytelling spanned multiple genres and his characters inspired many comic book creators including Frank Miller. The Spirit has been called "the only real middle-class crimefighter" - probably true, since most of the people on my list are billionaires!
8. Hawkeye -Yeah, he’s wearing a flamboyant purple costume, wanna fight about it? I wouldn’t; I tend to avoid situations that end with bows and arrows! So why is Hawkeye so low? This usually non-powered hero cheated for a time when he used Pym Particles to become Goliath. Why would you want to be more like Henry Pym? That’s a question even I can’t answer.
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