10. California State Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Bakersfield)
9. Sen. John Ensign (R-NV)
8. Rep. David Vitter (R-LA)
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10. "No Child Left Behind is the most ironically named act, piece of legislation since the 1942 Japanese Family Leave Act."
9. “You don't stand up and say 'Your president is lying to you and you are dying for no reason.' I don't do that joke.”
8. "Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation."
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10. Does Size Make a Difference?
9. Hecklers “Just Do It” and Hurl Nikes at Israeli Ambassador
8. Six-Hour Marathon Shoe Attack
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10. Two words: President Biden. Here's hoping nothing happens to Obama.
9. Hasn't actually surrendered to anyone yet -- just done a lot of unnecessary apologizing.
8. He's just crippling the CIA, not shutting it down entirely -- at least for now.
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10. If you want to believe blacks are eternal victims in America, do not listen to Rush Limbaugh.
9. If you do not want to take responsibility for your life, do not listen to Rush Limbaugh.
8. If you are a dead beat loser who voted for Obama in hope of him redistributing what others worked for to you, do not listen to Rush Limbaugh.
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10. Venezuela and Cuba offer to host Russian strategic bombers
9. The banks that you are counting on to buy up toxic assets are afraid to do business with you
8. You go on Jay Leno and joke about the Special Olympics, the Secret Service and pets during "the biggest economic crises since the Great Depression"
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10. The Story of Communist Van Jones who was Forced to Resign!
9. The Ten Lobbyists in Obama’s No-Lobbyist Administration!
8. The 11 Obama Appointees with Big Tax Troubles!
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10. Gary Bauer
9. Rep. Henry Hyde
8. Former Rep. Bob Barr
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10. Weld them together and string them across the US-Mexican border, creating an impenetrable fence. (Hubcaps, the only removable parts, will be left on, offering the Mexican people an opportunity to earn a buck. We calculated that the cost of hubcap replacements along the planned thousand-mile border is still cheaper than paying Janet Napolitano's salary.)
9. Put sirens and lights on the top and give them to the new 250,000-strong "Citizen Militia" Obama slipped into the Stimulus Bill without telling anyone. (It's on page 4,293,644,678,235,437,856,252)
8. Give Biden the security code to the gated "clunker" lot, put him on national TV, then cash in big time from the insurance policies when these cars are "stolen." (AIG policies, of course!)
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10. Bono
9. Osama Bin Laden
8. George Lucas
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