The Top Ten Worst Songs Of All Time - extra items
Oops I Did It Again
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (and my ears will bleed)
Can't Touch This
Bon Jovi “Livin’ On A Prayer” - I grew up in New Jersey. Jon Bongiovi grew up in New Jersey. You would not believe how many people only know that Bon Jovi is from New Jersey. It’s all people can reference when I tell them where I’m from — moreso than Springsteen. To makes matters worse, Bon Jovi a fucking atrocious musician with not a single good song to his name. His most criminal contribution to the history of music is a song about a fictional couple named “Tommy” and “Gina”, two of the most Jersey-trash working class douches ever written into existence. The only remotely redeeming factor to this song is that if you’re at a party and a small group of chicks start screaming along to this song, at least one of them is drunk enough to fuck you.