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Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Tramp.

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10. After sex, she expertly fashions a douche from ingredients found in...
9. Her bed is on the tour of Historic Wet Spots.
8. The tattoo over her rump reads "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here....

Score: 54.50
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signs you're in danger of losing your job.

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10. The boss casually mentions that you're eligible for grief counseling.
9. Your desk is flanked by a wise old padre and a guy from security holding...
8. Instead of vaccinating you against the swine flue, you're locked in...

Score: 32.80
Previously: #137
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Honeymoon Disasters

by thegoodfox

10. By the third day, it's pretty clear that one of you has to die.
9. The hotel physician diagnoses your wife with an allergy to penis skin.
8. He begs you to perform a sex act that has only been attempted on ...

Score: 30.48
Previously: #156
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Signs That He or She is Not Marriage Material

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10. At weddings, she always catches the clap.
9. He plans to earn a living by sucking venom out of snake bites.
8. She lists her occupation as "pimp's helper."

Score: 25.90
Previously: #236
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excuses when caught masturbating.

by thegoodfox

10. You were trying to tame a runaway erection.
9. You have a new gasoline powered vibrator with dual afterburners.
8. You're in training for the Pepsi Ejaculation Challenge.

Score: 24.41
Previously: #274
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ways to spot a frigid woman.

by thegoodfox

10. She lists "front porch" among her 65 most private parts.
9. She got the dry heaves when you sniffed her bicycle seat.
8. Her legs have been crossed since birth.

Score: 16.31
Previously: #434
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Reasons to See a Psychiatrist.

by thegoodfox

10. You often think of suicide, but half of you says "Yes," and the other...
9. You have unresolved issues with hand puppets.
8. In divinity school, you were voted "Most Likely to Regain Touch with...

Score: 11.01
Previously: #871
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Reasons You're Still Single

by thegoodfox

10. You've been left at the altar more often than a holy man's underwear.
9. Your job as a crushed skunk keeps you constantly on the road.
8. You foolishly donated one of your unpaired sex organs.

Score: 9.55
Previously: #716
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Really Dumb Ideas

by thegoodfox

10. Any combination of the missionary position; a mermaid; and a hammock.
9. Daring British Petroleum employees to light farts on an oil rig.
8. Selling disposable nipples to a leper colony.

Score: 8.55
Previously: #910
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Rules of Conduct in the Men's Room

by thegoodfox

10. If several other men are around, go to the dispenser and buy condoms...
9. Never flush a urinal. It's O.K. to occasionally flush a toilet, especially...
8. Act like you're subduing a 20-foot python when putting your package...

Score: 8.23
Previously: #948
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Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Tramp.

signs you're in danger of losing your job.

Honeymoon Disasters

Signs That He or She is Not Marriage Material

excuses when caught masturbating.

ways to spot a frigid woman.

Reasons to See a Psychiatrist.

Reasons You're Still Single

Really Dumb Ideas

Rules of Conduct in the Men's Room