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Most Beautiful Things

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  • 10. Rubbernecking is NOT a beautiful thing. Slowing down when you see...
  • 9. Scoring the winning touchdown, sinking the winning basket, they can...
  • 8. If you feel the urge to urinate while driving, and you take the very...
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Ways To End A Date Early

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  • 10. Follow Her Into The Bathroom - And straight into the stall. When she...
  • 9. Become A Sociopath - If you’ve had enough, but you’re still waiting...
  • 8. Imply That She Has Dark Secrets - Conversation is a funny thing. At...
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Reasons I Am A Good Person

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  • 10. I’ll Return A Lost Wallet - This one is obvious, because it’s what...
  • 9. I Love Animals - It’s true. Just look at these two pictures of my...
  • 8. I Babysat In High School - Almost every Saturday night for three years....
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Holidays

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  • 10. International Skeptics Day - It’s usually held on the first Friday...
  • 9. Scrabble Day - Apparently April 13th is Scrabble Day. I don’t mind...
  • 8. National Frozen Food Day - Originally created by Congress in 1984...
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