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It satisfies your craving for candy, while redirecting your craving for a toilet plunger.
2
It's a wholesome treat; made by melting-down chocolate Easter bunnies.
3
Now available in white or dark chocolate, so there's no need to worry about the interracial thing.
4
No cold shocks to sensitive tissues, like you often get with the chrome plated models.
5
You can legally marry one in West Virginia.
6
Top it off with a cherry-flavored condom, and you've got a sex toy sundae.
7
It's great aerobic exercise, especially if you buy a wall-mounted model.
8
No more sneaking around the grocery store, looking for an 11-inch zucchini.
9
It remains a source of intense pleasure, even after you've bitten off its balls.
10
It melts on your hands; not in your mouth.
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