THE TOP TEN advantages of a chocolate dildo.
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It satisfies your craving for candy, while redirecting your craving for a toilet plunger.

 
 
 
 

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It's a wholesome treat; made by melting-down chocolate Easter bunnies.

 
 
 
 

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Now available in white or dark chocolate, so there's no need to worry about the interracial thing.

 
 
 
 

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No cold shocks to sensitive tissues, like you often get with the chrome plated models.

 
 
 
 

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You can legally marry one in West Virginia.

 
 
 
 

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Top it off with a cherry-flavored condom, and you've got a sex toy sundae.

 
 
 
 

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It's great aerobic exercise, especially if you buy a wall-mounted model.

 
 
 
 

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No more sneaking around the grocery store, looking for an 11-inch zucchini.

 
 
 
 

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It remains a source of intense pleasure, even after you've bitten off its balls.

 
 
 
 

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It melts on your hands; not in your mouth.

 
 
 
 





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