There's something about your first piece.
There's something about your first piece.
1
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them! I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?
2
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
3
What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
4
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
5
Suck me beautiful.
6
Hey, Stifler, how's the "Pale Ale"?
7
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
8
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
9
Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
10
M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
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