While the NFL acronym could just as accurately be the “Numerous Felons League, the season remains mercifully short (while the pyramids of Giza, Stonehenge, and Angkor Wat could be torn down and rebuilt in the time it takes a baseball season to run its course) and it is the best sport on which to place a wager and to get drunk watching, preferably in that order if you want to hold onto your cash.

What we might lack in gridiron expertise, we more than make up for in a willingness to pour through the NFL rolls and find 10 names to make sport of here on this list. These are the Top 10 NFL names.