THE TOP TEN Best Tiger Woods Jokes
Everybody is still talking about Tiger and the car crash. But now some quality jokes are finally starting to emerge! Here are the ten best.
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!
Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way.
Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
TigeWoods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
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