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The Top Ten Best Ways to Die
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Guy Smiley
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| # | Name |
| 1. | Skydiving without a parachute while high on crack |
| 2. | Head smashed in by two colliding tree logs propelled with enormous force |
| 3. | Firing squad composed of friends and family |
| 4. | Poison in your favorite food |
| 5. | Sucked into black hole -- image of you preserved for infinity at event horizon |
| 6. | Devoured by favorite carnivorous animal |
| 7. | Shot in the head right after the climax of the most amazing sex you've ever had with the most attractive person you could ever imagine |
| 8. | Ninja warrior follows you home and slices your face open with a samurai sword |
| 9. | Robot shoots laser beams out of its eyes, melting your face |
| 10. | Frozen and preserved for museum exhibit |
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Comments
woh.
Posted 6 weeks ago
This isn't a wierd list unless you don't know what will happen next... I do. This world won't last forever, God always has been contraversial and always will, that means that He has lasted the test of time. At the end of the day, if I am wrong, I loose nothing, and if I am right, my soul will spend eternity in paradise. What if you're wrong??
Posted 3 months ago
I'm amazed by it too. And by the fact that some of my other lists have totally bombed. "Top 10 Super Powers You'd Like to Have" ? Or the "Me-Sized Animal" fight lists? I would have pegged them for Top Ten gold! Not so much, as it turned out...
Posted 3 months ago
I think this is a weird list
Posted 4 months ago
holdin down the #1 spot
Posted 5 months ago
#2 is only cool if the trees aren't pushed by Ewoks.
Posted 5 months ago
10. accept jesus christ as your savior and die of old age with a wife and three kids and 10 grandchildren who all love you dearly
Yes, that could be wonderfull but till then is a very long time........ time...time... you know i don't wanna dye but sometimes i'm too much lonely and too much pain - thats hard to resist to it. i tried a lot of time to escape of that but i'm still here and i don't regret but i'm thinking of it again. best way to dye you never will find, only maybe easy and without pain for you, i'm sure for your family will be tragedy
Posted 6 months ago
Haha... true. That one's not mine. But I do think it's a good one. And hilarious.
Posted 7 months ago
After the Jesus Christ thing you might be a bit disappointed.
Posted 7 months ago
If you have to die, wouldn't you like it to be quick and in the company of the people you care about? (Plus it's kind of hilarious... Imagine your mom, dad, Hopkins, Shravan and Hans standing around you with rifles pointed at your head.)
Posted 10 months ago