The Top Ten Best Ways to Die

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1. Skydiving without a parachute while high on crack
2. Head smashed in by two colliding tree logs propelled with enormous force
3. Firing squad composed of friends and family
4. Poison in your favorite food
5. Sucked into black hole -- image of you preserved for infinity at event horizon
6. Devoured by favorite carnivorous animal
7. Ninja warrior follows you home and slices your face open with a samurai sword
8. Robot shoots laser beams out of its eyes, melting your face
9. Shot in the head right after the climax of the most amazing sex you've ever had with the most attractive person you could ever imagine
10. accept jesus christ as your savior and die of old age with a wife and three kids and 10 grandchildren who all love you dearly
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Guy Smiley says:
If you have to die, wouldn't you like it to be quick and in the company of the people you care about? (Plus it's kind of hilarious... Imagine your mom, dad, Hopkins, Shravan and Hans standing around you with rifles pointed at your head.)
Posted 3 months ago

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RyMizzle says:
I still don't get why forcing your friends and family to shoot you to death is a great way to die
Posted 3 months ago

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Guy Smiley says:
Are there any "crack" ads from google yet?
Posted 4 months ago

Kristin_and_matt_044
RyMizzle says:
now we got skydiving ads from google. sign me up
Posted 4 months ago

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bill.smith.sr says:
Thanks for that - I agree with # 10 too.
Posted 6 months ago

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myqute says:
@RyMizzle lol I noticed that too! :)
Posted 7 months ago

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myqute says:
Funny! #10 is awesome! The best way to die I think, is to die with grace and without pain.
Posted 7 months ago

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thecaptain says:
personally, an extremely disappointing list.
Posted 7 months ago

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probono says:
While reading a top ten list about best ways to die.
Posted 7 months ago

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DougCarter says:
Hmmm, the ad I see right now is for $79 Harrah's Resort Atlantic City ads. Not sure what that means or that they want to be associated with this list.
Posted 8 months ago