The Top Ten Chuck Norris-isms
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The man, the beard, the Total Gym. This list is a tribute to Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. |
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. |
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, |
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right bicepts |
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. |
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead kicked his way out of the womb |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
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Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booyah”. |
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. |
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Where did this obesession with Chuck Norris come from?
Posted 1 year ago
When it rains, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norrised.
Posted 1 year ago
This is the best Chuck Norris Fact site http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Posted 1 year ago
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. <- itsa niiice
Posted 1 year ago
for serious
Posted 2 years ago
Please fix the column width!
Posted 2 years ago