THE TOP TEN Euphemisms for Masterbation
A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener,[1] or in the case of doublespeak, to make it less troublesome for the speaker.

Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals (self masturbation) and often to the point of orgasm,[1] which is performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (except for sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods.
A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener,[1...  more
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Created 11/15/08
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Knocking out the one-eyed champ

 
 
 

Strom-ing your Thurmond

 
 
 

Taking the dog out for a walk

 
 
 

I was just cleanin' it, and it went off by accident.

 
 
 

Beating around the bush

 
 
 

Rubbing one out

 
 
 

Playing the one holed finger flute

 
 
 

Whacking off

 
 
 

Feeding the Chickens

 
 
 

Wrapping presents

 
 
 





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