Always late for work and more and more excuses i have poured down many reason of my lateness to the administration departments.I need more tried and trusted excuse so i stumbled upon this bunch of excuses while surfing the net before i go to work..say, I am late.Again.read more at 26life.com
Always late for work and more and more excuses i have poured down many reason of my lateness to the administration departments.I need more tried and trusted... more
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I had to take my cat to the dentist.
2
I dream that I had been fired, so I didn’t bother to get out of bed.
3
I couldn’t find the right tie, so I had to wait for the shops to open to buy one.
4
I saw that you weren’t in the office, so I went out looking for you.
5
I got all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
6
I farted and air wasn't the only thing that came out. Beasically I rolled the dice and crapped out.
7
I got run over by a goat
8
My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to it.
9
I stopped for a muffin, the shop was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
10
I ran over a goat.
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