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07/19/10
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By the time you get unpacked, your bride has become riddled with cellulite.
2
Your heroic stud has a premature ejaculation while tipping the bell boy.
3
Your wanton little slut starts dropping hints that she might not be "completely pregnant" after all.
4
It suddenly occurs to you that your new wife is from the Amazon rain forest, and will probably want to return.
5
Your husband casually mentions that this is the week he's due to shed his foreskin.
6
She comes to the wedding bed wearing a silent alarm and three pairs of white cotton granny panties.
7
Your husband complains that his wedding band is leaving telltale tan lines.
8
He begs you to perform a sex act that has only been attempted on "Locked Up Abroad."
9
The hotel physician diagnoses your wife with an allergy to penis skin.
10
By the third day, it's pretty clear that one of you has to die.
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