THE TOP TEN Honeymoon Disasters
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By the time you get unpacked, your bride has become riddled with cellulite.
Your heroic stud has a premature ejaculation while tipping the bell boy.
Your wanton little slut starts dropping hints that she might not be "completely pregnant" after all.
It suddenly occurs to you that your new wife is from the Amazon rain forest, and will probably want to return.
Your husband casually mentions that this is the week he's due to shed his foreskin.
She comes to the wedding bed wearing a silent alarm and three pairs of white cotton granny panties.
Your husband complains that his wedding band is leaving telltale tan lines.
He begs you to perform a sex act that has only been attempted on "Locked Up Abroad."
The hotel physician diagnoses your wife with an allergy to penis skin.
By the third day, it's pretty clear that one of you has to die.
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