It's amazing what happens when hot female celebrities stop eating water pills and Ex-Lax sandwiches and start eating actual food. They're butts and thighs get really big and their faces have this gelatinous substance on them. Their job is to not eat and look hot and our job as civilians is to eat whatever we want, be fat and judge them. When they get fat too, the whole system starts to break down. Next thing you know, female celebrities are going to learn to read and have intelligent conversations with people. That's just insane