The Top Ten Indicators Unemployment is Getting Worse

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1.	Miss California gets fired for not living up to her end of the contract, which strictly forbids homophobia during business hours.
2.	Michigan Gov. Granholm proposes outsourcing Detroit to India to help bring down the state’s unemployment rate.
3.	Brett Favre changes his Facebook career status from “Retired” to “Frictionally Unemployed.”
4.	Uncle Sam applies for an extension on His unemployment benefits.
5.	God is considering adding an eight day to the week, so his unemployed creations can have a day off from looking for work.
6.	Donald Trump fires himself, just so he has something to do.
7.	White Supremacists, fearing layoffs beyond their Aryan control, attempt to unionize.
8.	There’s a spike in unemployment rates for employees who work for the unemployed by standing in unemployment lines on behalf of their employers.
9.	Former AIG CEOs start pawning their golden parachutes to help float them until their next unemployment check arrives.
10.	People list Top Ten List Creator as top job-related experience.