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Failing to properly time her contractions.
2
Starting your dismount while she's still getting undressed.
3
Offering to fix the ignition on her fuel-injected San Andreas Fault vibrator.
4
Asking a teen-aged boy to count cadence while you lay a little midlife pipe.
5
You put your right foot in ... You take your right foot out ... You put your right foot in ... and then you shake it all about.
6
Betting you can hold a fart longer than it will take him to slide face first into third base.
7
Losing control of your loins as you head into a triple axel.
8
Getting a load of love juice up your nose when you dog paddle across the wet spot.
9
Ignoring a sudden gurgling sound in your intestines.
10
Intentionally blocking his escape route.
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