THE TOP TEN Man Rules for Women
Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. If it's down, put it up. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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