THE TOP TEN Office Space Quotes
Work Sucks.
Work Sucks.
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Created 09/02/08
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Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

 
 
 

2
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Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

 
 
 

3
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Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

 
 
 

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We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

 
 
 

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We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

 
 
 

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There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

 
 
 

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It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

 
 
 

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Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...

 
 
 

9
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"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

 
 
 

10
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I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

 
 
 





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