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1
He's a fat plumber, but he's able to score a princess.
2
His vertical jump is incredible. At the peak of his jump, he could jump over 2 or 3 of himself. Take that Dwight Howard!
3
Mario gets his powers by taking shrooms. It kinda gives kids the wrong idea, huh?
4
Mario can shoot fireballs from his hand. Heck I'd give up my left testicle just to get that one superpower.
5
He's kicked Bowser's ass at least 20 or 30 times.
6
Mario never needs to take another breath for air when underwater. (at least in all of his Mario Bros. games he doesn't)
7
Mario never can actually die. He always comes back to life.
8
He plays just about every sport known to man, and he's seemingly good at all of them.
9
In-between his adventures, he always throws a huge party. He's thrown 8 or 9 so far, right? Too bad his new ones suck.
10
He's too cool to change his overalls. Gross, but still freakin' badass.
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