He's a fat plumber, but he's able to score a princess.
His vertical jump is incredible. At the peak of his jump, he could jump over 2 or 3 of himself. Take that Dwight Howard!
Mario gets his powers by taking shrooms. It kinda gives kids the wrong idea, huh?
Mario can shoot fireballs from his hand. Heck I'd give up my left testicle just to get that one superpower.
He's kicked Bowser's ass at least 20 or 30 times.
Mario never needs to take another breath for air when underwater. (at least in all of his Mario Bros. games he doesn't)
Mario never can actually die. He always comes back to life.
He plays just about every sport known to man, and he's seemingly good at all of them.
In-between his adventures, he always throws a huge party. He's thrown 8 or 9 so far, right? Too bad his new ones suck.
He's too cool to change his overalls. Gross, but still freakin' badass.
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