I get to be lazy. You're running around the house doing who-knows-what while I just lay around in my comfy bed.
Everyone loves me. No matter who I go to visit, they always squat down and pat my head and tell me I'm such a good dog.
I have a trusty sidekick (you) to pick up my poop.
I get to eat all the yummy stuff that you drop on the floor.
I can pee wherever I want.
I have lots of awesome toys.
If I'm in trouble, I can easily get out of it by showing my cute, sad puppy eyes.
Laying in warm spots on the floor where the sun comes through the window.
I can lick and scratch and behave inappropriately and don't care what anyone thinks.
One word: squirrel!
[source: Trupanion ]
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