THE TOP TEN reasons to feel paranoid.
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Your bride hired a genital defective to consummate your marriage.

 
 
 
 

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Despite all the loving care you've given them, your testicles have turned on you.

 
 
 
 

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A hand puppet has taken control of your sex life.

 
 
 
 

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You were given the death penalty for mismatching your socks.

 
 
 
 

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Your breasts have been talking about you behind your back.

 
 
 
 

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Illegal aliens reported you for hiring them.

 
 
 
 

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Whenever you run with the Big Dogs, they use you to mark their territory.

 
 
 
 

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You took your daughter to work, and the boss gave her YOUR job.

 
 
 
 

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You found threatening letters in your colostomy bag.

 
 
 
 

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You tried to hit on a transgender person. Now there are two more people who don't like you.

 
 
 
 





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