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THE TOP TEN Reasons To Marry A Dwarf
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Created 03/07/08
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1
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Nothing says love like Mithril.

 
 
 
 

2
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A good MAN is hard to find, so why not go with the dwarf?

 
 
 
 

3
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He brings home some good-looking elves for dinner.

 
 
 
 

4
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He’s always off on some quest, so you have the house to yourse

 
 
 
 

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Your only competition would be some elf-witch who yanked some ha

 
 
 
 

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If you forget to shave your legs, he won’t mind in the least.

 
 
 
 

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You can belch in front of him and he thinks you are flirting wit

 
 
 
 

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He’s really handy around the house with that axe.

 
 
 
 

9
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You will always be prettier than any dwarf woman.

 
 
 
 

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You will always be financially well-off.

 
 
 
 





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