There's no business like know business.
1
Starbuck’s isn’t hiring.
2
Tourette’s Syndrome is mistaken for Teacher Burn Out.
3
You know that Mary Kay Letourneau is freaking out of her mind.
4
A room full of angry juvenile delinquents doesn’t faze you.
5
Prospect of a 2% salary increase
6
Teacher work-room banter.
7
You already know all of the classroom hiding places for student fart machines.
8
Your paper cuts always heal over the summer.
9
If you squint really hard, your assistant principal looks like a dreamy Gabe Kaplan.
10
You are unflinchingly dedicated to a profession that gives you the whole summer off.
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