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They don't bug you to take off your socks.
2
You can go from zero to sixty with no foreplay.
3
It's nice to know that each one has been pretested by an infected pimp.
4
If you keep hiring the same girl, she'll get to know you ... and like you.
5
Even a crack whore will honor a union hooker's double coupons.
6
She can rearrange her menstrual cycle to fit your busy schedule.
7
The really good ones have their legs surgically spread.
8
You won't have to thaw out her thong if you forget to call for a few days.
9
They're eternally grateful when you stop short of actually killing them.
10
You can earn points toward the "Pervert Rewards Program" at Half-Hour Room Rentals.
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