20 Reasons Why Sharks are Better than Cats. For the rest, click on the link
20 Reasons Why Sharks are Better than Cats. For the rest, click on the link
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there is no LOL Sharks meme
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Cats, the musical
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If you throw a cat in the ocean, which we do not explicitly advocate, a shark will eat it
4
People sometimes back over cats in their cars while in a rush to get to work. The world’s largest fish is the whale shark and you couldn’t back over it unless you had a decent-sized yacht.
5
Shark tastes good in a soup. Cats need sauce
6
A cat will annoy you by clawing up furniture. A shark will spare you years of such petty annoyances with a fatal mauling.
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No tabby has ever sent a beach full of bikini-clad beauties sprinting for the shore.
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Dolphins are thought to be the most intelligent creatures of the deep, but sharks eat dolphins. Who’s the genius now lunch boy?
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Most sharks can live 30 years or more. Nobody has a 30-year old cat that hasn’t been taxidermied or the subject of some kind of lab mutation.
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Cats are creepy. People who claim cats aren’t creepy are creepy.
[source: The Shark Guys ]
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