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Whenever men say they won't come in your mouth, their snouts grow longer.
2
They'll pay to have sex through a hole in the wall.
3
Even priests won't touch the fully grown ones.
4
When it comes to making love, men are all middle fingers.
5
They get horny watching maggots puke.
6
Even on their deathbeds, they still try to cop a feel.
7
They interpret words like "internal fertilization" and "animal kingdom" a little too broadly.
8
Performing oral sex doesn't give them the dry heaves.
9
They invented sloppy seconds.
10
Making one sperm per month should be enough for any man. It would also be nice if it gave him cramps.
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