Making every post feel like we are sitting in the kitchen sipping wine together as I dance through life. http://underthesheets-shhh.blogspot.com/
Making every post feel like we are sitting in the kitchen sipping wine together as I dance through life. http://underthesheets-shhh.blogspot.com/
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You have chosen your ‘Circle of Five’ on your cell phone as your therapist, plastic surgeon, hair stylist, agent and mother (God help us all!).
2
When running late, you tell the white lie, “I’m only twenty minutes away.” You really have twenty miles and two freeways to go.
3
You drive your car to the gym even though it’s only a couple of blocks away from your home. You would never be seen walking in L.A.
4
Your hairdresser, mailman, bank teller, teacher, therapist, waiter, bartender are all working on a ‘promising’ screenplay.
5
While driving on the 405 Freeway you pull up next to a very famous basketball player driving a Rolls Royce and it doesn’t even phase you… You just saw Tom Cruise at Starbucks five minutes ago.
6
At a family event, you overhear the children discussing cell phone options; the children are only ages seven, nine, twelve and thirteen.
7
After being invited to a formal dinner party, you go to your closet and try to decide which pair of flip-flops is appropriate for the formal event.
8
As the credits roll, at the end of the movie, the local movie theatre is still full. Viewers are staying to see if they know anyone that worked on the movie i.e. makeup artist, grip, assistant etc.
9
After you hear the forecast, saying it’s 72 degrees with some clouds, you think, ”it’s freezing outside. I have to put on another sweater.”
10
You are at LAX airport and all of the cars have changed from Prius’ to Hummers, BMW’s and limos. And you get offered a ride in the limo. (Maybe I should have gone!)
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