THE TOP TEN Signs of a Sleazy Brothel.
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The welcome mat says "Please Rut Responsibly."
The Ladies Entrance is boarded up.
The bouncers only check for oozing sores on your genitals.
You develop an itchy, burning discharge just from reading the Pimp's Special.
A pair of trashy twins inform you about the Two-Tramp minimum.
Gonorrhea is the Catch of the Day.
Your hooker automatically assumes the Hazmat Position.
For 50 "Our Fathers," you can be sexually abused by a man of the cloth.
You're drugged and rolled by your bar girl, but all in all, you have a good time.
You're sent home in a plain brown wrapper.
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