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1
The welcome mat says "Please Rut Responsibly."
2
The Ladies Entrance is boarded up.
3
The bouncers only check for oozing sores on your genitals.
4
You develop an itchy, burning discharge just from reading the Pimp's Special.
5
A pair of trashy twins inform you about the Two-Tramp minimum.
6
Gonorrhea is the Catch of the Day.
7
Your hooker automatically assumes the Hazmat Position.
8
For 50 "Our Fathers," you can be sexually abused by a man of the cloth.
9
You're drugged and rolled by your bar girl, but all in all, you have a good time.
10
You're sent home in a plain brown wrapper.
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