Courtesy of David Letterman. Check out my blog at http://dtsystem.blogspot.com/ for baseball humor and daily picks.
Courtesy of David Letterman. Check out my blog at http://dtsystem.blogspot.com/ for baseball humor and daily picks.
1
When he's in the on-deck circle, asks bat boy, "What did I come in here for?"
2
During interviews, he thanks the Lord and the makers of super Poligrip
3
Lost part of his career fighting in World War I
4
He's almost as old as the hot dogs -- seriously, have you ever eaten one of those things?
5
When buying performance-enhancing drugs, gets the AARP discount
6
Often begins sentences, "As Shoeless Joe Jackson once told me..."
7
Claims he killed President McKinley with a line drive
8
While playing outfield, yells at teamates to get the hell off his lawn
9
Hard slide into second triggers life-alert pendant
10
Gets winded putting on his socks
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