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1
He comes home with lipstick on his truss.
2
He no longer has time for his Cemetery Watch Group.
3
He immediately goes on life support when he returns from "running errands."
4
The side air bags have gone off in his car, even though he's never had a traffic accident.
5
He watches "The Girls Next Door," instead of "The Defibrillator Channel."
6
His expensive new cologne makes him smell like the air freshener in a urinal.
7
He hides support condoms in the suppository compartment of his walker.
8
He no longer has any moss on his testicles.
9
He picked up a sexually transmitted bed sore.
10
He has a new cane with a reservoir end.
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