THE TOP TEN signs that she's not faking an orgasm.
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She performs a series of pelvic thrusts that are strictly forbidden by the Geneva Convention.

 
 
 
 

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Just after screaming "BULL'S EYE, RIGID ONE," in perfect Arabic, she bites off your ear.

 
 
 
 

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Her fingernails reach your spinal cord at Mach 2.

 
 
 
 

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You momentarily create a perfect vacuum.

 
 
 
 

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You are witness to the first melt-down of an I.U.D.

 
 
 
 

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She begs you to repeat something that could drastically change the way you strut your stuff.

 
 
 
 

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She refuses to wash her ceiling for a week.

 
 
 
 

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Horrified neighbors summon a S.W.A.T. team when you stop to light a cigarette.

 
 
 
 

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The back seat of your car is declared a national shrine.

 
 
 
 

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The other guys in line all want to know if you workout with Charlie Sheen.

 
 
 
 





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