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The Top Ten Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Tramp.

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#	Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Tramp.
1.	She buries her panties in a landfill.
2.	She fakes an orgasm while uncovering the bed.
3.	She shows you an erogenous zone on your shoe.
4.	She introduces you to a sex toy that has the "Women's Prison Seal of Approval."
5.	The only condoms in her nightstand are pre-moistened hip-waders.
6.	She shaves her pubic hair in the shape of a motel.
7.	The only sex acts she considers "too kinky" are usually avoided by consenting perverts.
8.	The tattoo over her rump reads "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here."
9.	Her bed is on the tour of Historic Wet Spots.
10.	After sex, she expertly fashions a douche from ingredients found in any glove compartment.