THE TOP TEN signs you're in danger of losing your job.
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1
DISAGREE?

Your mileage allowance is just enough to make it home.

 
 
 
 

2
DISAGREE?

Whenever you make a mistake, you're given a good old-fashioned flogging.

 
 
 
 

3
DISAGREE?

You're the only receptionist with an obscene tattoo covering her entire face.

 
 
 
 

4
DISAGREE?

You've been reassigned to the visitor's parking lot.

 
 
 
 

5
DISAGREE?

You can only use the rest room if you've already soiled yourself.

 
 
 
 

6
DISAGREE?

You're the only employee who's getting paid with traveler's checks

 
 
 
 

7
DISAGREE?

Your company meal plan only includes antacids.

 
 
 
 

8
DISAGREE?

Instead of vaccinating you against the swine flue, you're locked in a utility closet.

 
 
 
 

9
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Your desk is flanked by a wise old padre and a guy from security holding a cardboard box.

 
 
 
 

10
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The boss casually mentions that you're eligible for grief counseling.

 
 
 
 





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