THE TOP TEN signs you're in danger of losing your job.
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Your mileage allowance is just enough to make it home.
Whenever you make a mistake, you're given a good old-fashioned flogging.
You're the only receptionist with an obscene tattoo covering her entire face.
You've been reassigned to the visitor's parking lot.
You can only use the rest room if you've already soiled yourself.
You're the only employee who's getting paid with traveler's checks
Your company meal plan only includes antacids.
Instead of vaccinating you against the swine flue, you're locked in a utility closet.
Your desk is flanked by a wise old padre and a guy from security holding a cardboard box.
The boss casually mentions that you're eligible for grief counseling.
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