Seriously, these are really good; I'm not making them up, and I don't think they were, either. If you want to get away with something, one of these excuses will probably work.
Seriously, these are really good; I'm not making them up, and I don't think they were, either. If you want to get away with something, one of these excuses ... more
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My mother made me give my dog away and I haven't stopped crying for three days.
2
While driving to school, I fell asleep at the wheel. I pulled over and napped instead of coming to class.
3
My boyfriend was stabbed at a club on Saturday. He's okay, but I'm finding it hard to concentrate on school right now.
4
A drug lord burned our house down.
5
I had to go visit my brother in jail.
6
My little sister locked me in my closet.
7
My bank card was cloned by the corner store up the street. They wiped out my bank account and I didn't even have money for subway fare.
8
My Ritalin stopped working. You really wouldn't have wanted me to come to class.
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I've never met my father. On Friday, I saw an obituary in the paper for my paternal grandfather's funeral. I contacted my dad through the funeral home. Since then, my father's entire extended family has been harassing me on Facebook demanding to meet me. I haven't told my mother. I'm having a nervous breakdown.
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I pulled my back reaching into the fridge for margarine.
[source: siobhan curious: classroom as microcosm ]
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