THE TOP TEN Student Excuses for Missing Class
Seriously, these are really good; I'm not making them up, and I don't think they were, either. If you want to get away with something, one of these excuses will probably work.
Seriously, these are really good; I'm not making them up, and I don't think they were, either. If you want to get away with something, one of these excuses ...  more
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1
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My mother made me give my dog away and I haven't stopped crying for three days.

 
 
 
 

2
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While driving to school, I fell asleep at the wheel. I pulled over and napped instead of coming to class.

 
 
 
 

3
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My boyfriend was stabbed at a club on Saturday. He's okay, but I'm finding it hard to concentrate on school right now.

 
 
 
 

4
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A drug lord burned our house down.

 
 
 
 

5
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I had to go visit my brother in jail.

 
 
 
 

6
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My little sister locked me in my closet.

 
 
 
 

7
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My bank card was cloned by the corner store up the street. They wiped out my bank account and I didn't even have money for subway fare.

 
 
 
 

8
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My Ritalin stopped working. You really wouldn't have wanted me to come to class.

 
 
 
 

9
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I've never met my father. On Friday, I saw an obituary in the paper for my paternal grandfather's funeral. I contacted my dad through the funeral home. Since then, my father's entire extended family has been harassing me on Facebook demanding to meet me. I haven't told my mother. I'm having a nervous breakdown.

 
 
 
 

10
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I pulled my back reaching into the fridge for margarine.

 
 
 
 





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