This gem of a movie was a bit of a surprise. From the trailers you couldn't tell if it was going to be funny or a lame, try hard bomb of a comedy. Even with high expectations, this movie is a classic.
The following are some of the best quotes from the movie, please feel free to rank them and add your own faves.
The following are some of the best quotes from the movie, please feel free to rank them and add your own faves.
This gem of a movie was a bit of a surprise. From the trailers you couldn't tell if it was going to be funny or a lame, try hard bomb of a comedy. Even with ... more
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Created 02/18/10
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Toodooloo, motherfuckers!
Mr. Chow
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You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
Alan Garner
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It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Alan Garner
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What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit out of luck.
Stu Price
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Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
Alan Garner
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He's jackin' his little weenus!
Alan Garner
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Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
Alan Garner
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I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Alan Garner
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It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.
Alan Garner
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I always wondered why they were called roofies, 'cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories.
Black Doug
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