So summer is officially upon us. What better thing to do than going outside and doing stuff in this glorious, glorious weather. O wait, I know…going outside and doing stuff in this glorious, glorious weather, naked. You must be thinking, “Yar…your fucking crazy”. I say, “Yes, yes I am”.
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So summer is officially upon us. What better thing to do than going outside and doing stuff in this glorious, glorious weather. O wait, I know…going outside ... more
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Get laid…anywhere
Hopefully for your sake, you are doing this naked. None of that sticking your dick through your pants’ pee hole. That just won’t fly...
2
Go to a nude beach
If you are lucky enough to be in distance of a nude beach, then hit that shit up. Why wouldn’t you want to go to a nude beach? Is it because your scared of other people seeing you naked or is it because of the high probability of there being old man balls there..
3
Open a fire hydrant in the nude
Firstly, this is illegal but since you are already naked your probably not giving a shit. So your traveling through the hood on an extremely hot and humid day...
4
Skydive naked
I personally have never been skydiving but hear it is a hoot...
5
Go to a beach bar in your birthday suit
Getting drunk naked outside is one of my favorite past times. So throw a bar into that mix and you have yourself a grand ol’ time. Make that a beach bar and you have a sandy, grand ol’ time...
6
Play an outdoor game naked
Outdoor games are common place come summer time. There is an endless amount. We have cornhole, wiffle ball, horse shoes and any other game involving things you throw...
7
Go in a pool naked
Good ol’ skinny dipping. If you haven’t done it yet, then you should get the fuck on your naked horse and do so. It is semi-liberating...
8
Have a water gun fight naked
Water gun fights were an extremely fun activity when you were young. Especially when done indoors at an old folks home and instead of water you are using paint thinner, but that’s neither here nor there...
9
Show up at a car show…without your clothes
Let me get this out of the way, if your not gonna do one of these 10, this would be the one. Your asking then why did I put this on the list? This one is more for the ladies...
10
Attend a BBQ naked
When you think of summer, one of the activities you think of are going to BBQ’s. They are good times. Beer, good food, friends, games, all good fun...
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