The Top Ten Top Ten Little-Known Symptoms of the Swine Flu

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1. Sudden impulse to write SPAM Haikus alluding to swine flu.
2. Centers for Disease Control is following you on Twitter
3. Cold Cut Sweats that make skin break out into Bacon Bits
4. Development of unhealthy relationship with Porky Pig action figure
5. Brash cravings of filleted Rush Limbaugh (your choice of side: Oxycontin or hydrocodone)
6. Occasional hypochondriac irregularities
7. Miss Piggy-induced nocturnal emissions
8. Family doctor puts you on low-media diet without telling you why
9. Every time you play Pass the Pigs your roll “Making Bacon”
10. Facebook profile has been quarantined by Centers for Disease Control



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Kristin_and_matt_044
RyMizzle says:
oh it's still around
Posted 4 months ago

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gohead says:
Haven't heard about swine flu in a while, what's up with it.
Posted 9 months ago

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darrenmcbride says:
Swine flu is so not hot any more, look at how far in the rankings it come down.
Posted 9 months ago

3
taMMypac says:
Where are these Haikus about swine flu you mention, would love to see one.

Virus from pig
born in Mexico and travel round world
kill some people
media frenzy
Posted 10 months ago

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winelover says:
Swine flu hasn't even killed that many people. It's just the media latching on to the next new thing. There are pandemics and disease all the time, it's just like anything else that is a great story and doesn't take money to produce. It'll be over before you know and then we'll on to something else; maybe global warming will make a comeback.
Posted 10 months ago

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alton.jefferson says:
This list rules. Swine Flu blows.
Posted 10 months ago

Hawaii-sunset-2
LagroX says:
#3 is my favorite, #6 is a close second.
Posted 10 months ago

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alton.jefferson says:
"Development of unhealthy relationship with Porky Pig action figure", man I've had this flu for a while then.
Posted 10 months ago

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LagunaBeachBum says:
This is the best swine flu list I've seen so far. Good work.
Posted 10 months ago

Most_interesting_man
Vincetastic says:
You are saying something funny. Nice and timely list.
Posted 10 months ago