Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules as per David Letterman
Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules as per David Letterman
1
9 players, 8 uniforms.
2
Buy a ticket to a Mets game - get a free ticket to a Mets trial!
3
Every time a player grabs himself you hear a slide whistle.
4
For just $3 over the regular ticket price, you get to "do it" with the Philly Phanatic.
5
At the end of bat night, fans get to beat the crap out of home team.
6
Players can't do drugs unless they bring enough to go around.
7
Instead of the National Anthem, sing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" before every game.
8
Remember Babe Ruth? Well, how about some more of them ball playin' fat dudes?
9
All players must squat like catcher for entire game.
10
New rule: catch a foul ball, win the salary of the guy who hit it.
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