THE TOP TEN uses for a dead dick.
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Created 11/30/09
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1
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Use it as the "before" picture in a Hard-on Helper ad.

 
 
 
 

2
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Insert it between the spokes of your bicycle wheel, to make that loud propeller noise.

 
 
 
 

3
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Hookers can use it as a pacifier on their days off.

 
 
 
 

4
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Serve it as cat food. Have you ever seen what's in that stuff?

 
 
 
 

5
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Use it to slowly wean women off vibrators rated at 3 horsepower or less.

 
 
 
 

6
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Publish a picture of it in the encyclopedia under "midlife erection."

 
 
 
 

7
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Enter it in the "Pepsi Immaculate Conception Challenge."

 
 
 
 

8
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It's the perfect gift for eco-friendly fanatics ... after it turns green.

 
 
 
 

9
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Rent it out as a carving dummy for rabbis-in-training.

 
 
 
 

10
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Cut it up and sneak it into your famous "tossed salad surprise."

 
 
 
 





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