THE TOP TEN Ways to Make a Man Your Own
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Touch him anywhere on his body.

 
 
 
 

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Let him touch you anywhere on your body. Repeat as necessary.

 
 
 
 

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Bring him sandwiches and beer.

 
 
 
 

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Dress up like a hooker (and keep the high heels on in bed).

 
 
 
 

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If you absolutely must talk, go outside and talk to a tree.

 
 
 
 

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Don't ask him what he's thinking. Your guess is as good as his.

 
 
 
 

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Find out why "the ground can't cause a fumble."

 
 
 
 

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Buy yourself a nice engagement ring. Don't worry, he won't notice.

 
 
 
 

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Never take him shopping with you! Just buy him whatever he'll need to look presentable on the honeymoon.

 
 
 
 

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On your wedding day, just tell him they're serving cake at church.

 
 
 
 





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