The Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Brazilian

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1.	Criticize Brazil or Brazilians by making any remotely negative comment about either subject.
2.	Speak Spanish with him, since that is what language you assume he speaks.
3.	Fail to answer anything but a very enthusiastic YES when asked if you like Brazil.
4.	Make sexual innuendo and imply she is a slut when you find out a woman is Brazilian.
5.	Declare your love for Argentina, Argentines, Boca Juniors, or Maradona.
6.	Talk with your mouth full, and chew with your mouth open.
7.	Forget to take a shower and/or put on deodorant before coming in close contact with a Brazilian.
8.	Say, "I hear Buenos Aires is really nice. That's your capital, right?"
9.	Mention the World Cup of 1950, 1998, or 2006.
10.	Ask him what the rainforest is like when a Brazilian tells you he's from Sao Paulo or Rio.