Job Interviews are tough, and here is a list of things that will surely keep you getting those unemployment dollars.
Job Interviews are tough, and here is a list of things that will surely keep you getting those unemployment dollars.
1
Say " Your 16 year old daughter, who I've been sleeping with, said you'd help me get in."
2
Throw Up on the table after a night of cheap tequilla shots
3
Say your worst quality is your inability to get up on time and your laziness
4
Fart
5
Hit on the man/woman conducting the interview
6
Wear a Yankee cap to the interview conducted in Boston
7
Have a Ketchup/Mustard stain from the Hot Dog you grabbed down the street
8
Saying you're fit for the job because Aliens abducted you and modified you for better performance
9
Shave only one side of your face
10
Hum an annoying song, like Avirl Lavigne stuff
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