THE TOP TEN Worst Things at a Job Interview
Job Interviews are tough, and here is a list of things that will surely keep you getting those unemployment dollars.
Say " Your 16 year old daughter, who I've been sleeping with, said you'd help me get in."
Throw Up on the table after a night of cheap tequilla shots
Say your worst quality is your inability to get up on time and your laziness
Hit on the man/woman conducting the interview
Wear a Yankee cap to the interview conducted in Boston
Have a Ketchup/Mustard stain from the Hot Dog you grabbed down the street
Saying you're fit for the job because Aliens abducted you and modified you for better performance
Shave only one side of your face
Hum an annoying song, like Avirl Lavigne stuff
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